I hope your day is as nice as your butt!

- 芮安洁 - Angela - 17 - Moosachusetts -

Before I was just a little ghosty floating around, I'm gonna try being a human
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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

peent:

[sees a bird] holy shit

religiousmom:

when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests

image

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

prostheticknowledge:

Drone footage taken at the Occupy Central demonstrations in Hong Kong

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

mellow-african:

vagina powerrrr

phleps:

theirye’re*